"What is it about blogs, forums, and livejournal that just invites stupid fights, Davan? Is acting like an ass a clause in the user agreement?"

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"Aslan?" said Mr. Beaver. "Why, don't you know? He's the King. He's the Lord of the whole wood, but not often here, you understand. Never in my time or my father's time. But the word has reached us that he has come back. He is in Narnia at this moment. He'll settle the White Queen all right. It is he, not you, that will save Mr. Tumnus."

"She won't turn him into stone too?" said Edmund.

"Lord love you, Son of Adam, what a simple thing to say!" answered Mr. Beaver with a great laugh. "Turn -him- into stone? If she can stand on her two feet and look him in the face it'll be the most she can do and more than I expect of her."

~ The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, C.S. Lewis

"A lie!" said the King fiercely. "What creature in Narnia or all the world would dare to lie on such a matter?" And, without knowing it, he laid his hand on his sword hilt.

"That I know not, Lord King," said the Centaur. "But I know there are liars on earth; there are none among the stars."

~ The Last Battle, C.S. Lewis

"Give the password," said the chief soldier.

"This is my password," said the King as he drew his sword. "The light is dawning, the lie broken. Now guard thee, miscreant, for I am Tirian of Narnia!"

~ The Last Battle, C.S. Lewis